Tall hung str8 blond lets me touch him.
And even if it does, it wont matter Hzt you dummy troll Tommy tom can play the part of Lincoln at Ford theaterI guess thou shall not steal is not in South Africas bible.
In my mind he's been with me the whole time. I thought you were saying that YOUR wife handled the money. Well.
The joke practically writes itself. Europeans not whie attention to what's going on in their own backyard. I love how you use 'it' rather than 'he'. Dang when did you lose your heart. But I think it did.